A good neighbour always takes their mail for them when they’re away. That includes packages, wrapped in brown boxes, usually containing the usual things. Clothing, kitchen knick-knacks, books…you name it.
You could call Lee Edwards, 36 and his partner Jenna Crozier, 34 good neighbours since they took in the parcel for a neighbour who lives down the street. It was placed carefully behind their door, away from thieves and the elements. But they could have never guessed that it wasn’t safe from their four-legged mischieviousthief, their 7-month-old puppy named Bonnie.
Bonnie was curious to know what was inside the package. He couldn’t contain himself and ripped the package open. Needless, to say it wasn’t what he expected. It was a dildo! It made no difference to Bonnie, who thought it was simply a harmless dog toy.
Lee, a dog trainer said, “I came downstairs and at first I thought it was a training toy. I train dogs for a living and we do have toys that are similar.
“Then I thought it might have been Jenna’s and was thinking, ‘Why has she bought that?’ It was just lying there on the floor…then I saw what had happened to the box.
“I didn’t want to touch it and didn’t want the neighbour to think I’d touched it so I cordoned it off like a crime scene. It’s embarrassing but you can see the funny side of it.”
Certainly we can see the funny side of it.
Jenna who is a dog groomer, added, “The postman delivered it here and I’d hidden it behind the door and thought nothing of it. When I saw what it was, I thought it was so funny- of all the parcels she could have got hold of, it had to be the most secret thing you could have.
“Bonnie had it in her gob and was walking around with it. She played with it for about an hour. It was a pink Ann Summers toy- it wasn’t a huge one, just a standard size.
“She’s chewed it up. It’s chewable and rubber like a toy. She looked so proud of herself. She came over like, ‘Are you going to throw it for me?”
The neighbor after all the fiasco did come around to pick up the item up. “The neighbor coming around, I don’t know her but I’d say she’s in her late forties.
“I apologized and told her the dog had got hold of it. She gave us a look. She knew what it was and then she ran off to her car.
“I’ve not seen her since. I don’t want to, I feel awful,” Jenna said.
Lee added further, “I have put a big sign on the door now saying we won’t accept parcels anymore because this is what will happen with our dog.”
This is beyond hilarious. Watch the video further to laugh aloud.
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